Why not to carry birdseed in your pocket.

I'll admit it: I have played with dolls in my life, and not just action figures. I remember when I was in elementary school my best friend's sister had a set of Barbies and all the accessories; I was completely fascinated by the tiny shoes. In middle school, my friend Mandy and I would play house with her Barbies at recess. Having given up the dolls long ago, today I came across a doll that I'd want.
Found on Barbie Collector via Cinematical, there's just something about a The Birds Tippi Hedren barbie that makes me laugh. Especially because it comes with the birds and her face is painted in a look of slight shock, I really want this. And when I'm angry I can yell at it, "Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from! I think you're evil. EVIL!"
I wonder if they have a set of clothes for her from the movie Marnie. I'd get a kick out of yelling "The colors! Stop the colors!" and then being comforted by Sean Connery.